Saturday, October 16, 2010

The great Benoît Mandelbrot has passed away

The great Benoît Mandelbrot has passed away, in Wired:

It has yet to be confirmed by the mainstream media, but it seems that Benoît Mandelbrot, the father of fractal geometry and one of the most famous mathematicians of all time, has passed away about a month shy of his 86th birthday.

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Friday, October 15, 2010

To sleep, perchance to dream...

Instrumental trippin'...

Biodiversity: Respect the balance!


'biodiversity: respect the balance!' by pedro teixeira

'biodiversity: respect the balance!' by pedro teixeira from portugal and 'thinking green map' 
by lianwei tay from singapore are two of the shortlisted entries from more than 4000 participants 
in the 'iida awards 2010' competition, organized by designboom in collaboraton with incheon metropolitan city. 

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A frog in a ...

...cranberry bog.

LINK: Charles Krupa | AP (via Day in Pictures - Sacramento Sacramento Bee)

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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

When we were younger...

Insane Clown Posse: And God...

Insane Clown Posse: And God created controversy

America's nastiest rappers in shocking revelation – they've been evangelical Christians all along

Insane Clown PosseScary clown make-up, obscene lyrics, violent fans. But, hey, God is on their side. Photograph: Jim Newberry

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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Judge orders 'don't ask, don't tell' injunction

Judge orders 'don't ask, don't tell' injunction (AP)

AP - A federal judge has issued a worldwide injunction stopping enforcement of the "don't ask, don't tell" policy, ending the military's 17-year-old ban on openly gay troops.

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Monday, October 11, 2010

Two limericks that tout common sense

Open Limerick To The Anti-Government Crowd
By Madeleine Begun Kane

You folks who cry out for less gov
Have lots of gov programs you love:
You think Medicare’s great
And you’d surely berate
Any pol who gave SS a shove.

You hate taxes for highways and schools,
But you don’t want your kids taught by fools.
And you’re quick to unload
When your bridges corrode.
Please wake up — don’t be Tea Party tools.

Mad Kane's Political Madness

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Carving Pumpkin Carving

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Mmmmm Mmmmm, kaboom!

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Forbes magazine list of powerful women


US First Lady Michelle Obama shot up 40 places on this year's Forbes magazine list of powerful women to claim the top spot, replacing German leader Angela Merkel, reported on October 7, 2010. Obama's new ranking ends Merkel's four-year reign at the top of the magazine's listing of the most influential women in the world.

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Friday, October 08, 2010

Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango

Helen and Margaret’s Pledge to America


 Here is my pledge to you Margaret.  I hope you like it.

I pledge that I will actually read the Constitution before pledging to uphold it.  And I pledge that if I am too stupid to understand its intent,  I won’t become a politician.

I pledge not to start two wars, give tax breaks to millionaires, ruin the economy and then get mad when someone shows me the bill.

I pledge not to be a hypocrite or a Tea Party Republican – whichever comes first.

I pledge to remember that religious freedoms apply to all religions including the lack of a religion.  And I pledge to remember that no matter how much I believe in my religion, I will remember that my neighbor believes in his religion just as much.  And finally, I pledge that if I believe in my religion too much I will keep it to myself.

I pledge to stop calling Sarah Palin a stupid bitch when she finally admits that she is too stupid to run this country.  At that point I will simply call her a bitch and let the stupid speak for itself.

I pledge that I won’t hate gay people in public and then sleep with them in private.

I pledge to accept the fact that John McCain really can’t pull his head out of his ass at this point.  It’s in too deep.

I pledge not to be shocked when Rick Sanchez announces his new show on Fox News.

I pledge to remember that there are 6 billion people in the world and only 300 million of them live in the United States .  And with 300 million Americans to choose from, we can’t do better than John Boehner?  Really?

And Margaret, my dear, I pledge that I will vote on November 2.  I meant it.  Really.

 Here is my pledge to you dear.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

That about sums it up, dear.  That and Endust is as good if not better than Pledge.

Thanks

William Meloney
---------------------------
Voice: 270-215-4275

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China: Nobel Peace Prize Winner - Liu Xiaobo

By Oiwan Lam

A few hours ago, the Norwegian Nobel Committee announced its decision to award the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize to Liu Xiaobo for his long and non-violent struggle for fundamental human rights in China.

It is a moment of great joy for concerned Chinese citizens as Liu Xiaobo represents human rights activists' determination in struggling for the peaceful transformation of China's political system. He was arrested in June 2009 and sentenced to 11 years imprisonment under the charge of “inciting subversion of state power” afterCharter 08, a proposal for constitutional reform, was published.

The Jailed Nobel Peace Award Winners

However, the Chinese government, in response to the Nobel Committee's decision,claimed that [zh] Liu is a criminal who has been found guilty in a Chinese court and that the Committee's decision has violated the mission of the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Wow, the entire archive ...

Wow, the entire archive of The Realist is online.

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...in the Rain.

A short linguistic tripsichord to tantalize you indelicate sensibilities...

Rain

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ……. A super calloused fragile … mystic hexed by halitosis.

Rain Chacon, March 5th, 1972–September 22nd, 2010. RIP.


I did not know her and I am less for it.

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Monday, September 27, 2010

New Imaging Technology

Python-panoram-584-1278600808


Excuse me, has any one seen my pet rat?

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the echo chamber resounds

Now, finally, the echo chamber resounds...

Iranian nuclear programme targeted by computer virus

Maryam Sinaiee, and Michael Theodoulou

  • Last Updated: September 27. 2010 12:32AM UAE / September 26. 2010 8:32PM GMT


TEHRAN // Iran revealed yesterday that a so-called computer worm – which experts say shows unprecedented ingenuity and is unique in its ability to seize control of industrial plants – has infected the personal computers of staff at its first nuclear power plant.


In the tech community and in the automation/manufacturing community we have been reading about this for weeks.  I wonder what aspect of it finally gave traction to the mainstream media to pay attention.  Could it be... nuclear programmes?  It is about flipping time.

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The Face Behind The Book

Ha ha ha ho ho ho...

Ok, this just in... Mark Zuckerberg is the perfect 'Bad Boy' front man to be running FB.  He may well have come up with the idea (or borrowed/stolen it like another 'Bad Boy' wonder, perhaps your remember him, Bill G.)  But my point remains... Mark Z is the perfect diversionary carnival barker.  He is the guy who creates all the noise - that is essential for any real business to survive and grow.  All the while cadres of very smart, quiet people are running the FB machine.

So, lets all love/hate the loud guy out front.  And please remember to pay your admission at the door for the greatest show on earth.

Step right up... 

 Step right up, step right up, step right up,
Everyone's a winner, bargains galore
That's right, you too can be the proud owner
Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, we got service after sales
You need perfume? we got perfume, how 'bout an engagement ring?
Something for the little lady, something for the little lady,
Something for the little lady, hmm

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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Halloween comes early

Image courtesy Carlsontoons.com


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Friday, September 24, 2010

Poverty

Income, Poverty and Health Insurance in the United States: 2009

The data presented here are from the Current Population Survey (CPS), 2010 Annual Social and Economic Supplement (ASEC), the source of official poverty estimates. The CPS ASEC is a sample survey of approximately 100,000 household nationwide. These data reflect conditions in calendar year 2009.

The official poverty rate in 2009 was 14.3 percent — up from 13.2 percent in 2008. This was the second statistically significant annual increase in the poverty rate since 2004.
In 2009, 43.6 million people were in poverty, up from 39.8 million in 2008 — the third consecutive annual increase in the number of people in poverty.
Between 2008 and 2009, the poverty rate increased for non-Hispanic Whites (from 8.6 percent to 9.4 percent), for Blacks (from 24.7 percent to 25.8 percent), and for Hispanics (from 23.2 percent to 25.3 percent). For Asians, the 2009 poverty rate (12.5 percent) was not statistically different from the 2008 poverty rate.1
The poverty rate in 2009 (14.3 percent) was the highest poverty rate since 1994 but was 8.1 percentage points lower than the poverty rate in 1959, the first year for which poverty estimates are available.
The number of people in poverty in 2009 (43.6 million) is the largest number in the 51 years for which poverty estimates have been published.
Between 2008 and 2009, the poverty rate increased for children under the age of 18 (from 19.0 percent to 20.7 percent) and people aged 18 to 64 (from 11.7 percent to 12.9 percent), but decreased for people aged 65 and older (from 9.7 percent to 8.9 percent). 2
Footnotes:

1 The poverty rate for Blacks was not statistically different from that of Hispanics.

2 Since unrelated individuals under 15 are excluded from the poverty universe, there are 460,000 fewer children in the poverty universe than in the total civilian noninstitutionalized population.

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Put the lime in the coconut...

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Slick and then some...


The Jefferson Airplane

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Outstanding...


Photograph: Bruce Davidson/NPL/Rex Features. Guardian UK

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Science Tarot Cards

Tiny Albino Hedgehog

This tiny albino hedgehog is currently being cared for by the Kuziomski Igliwiak Foundation in Krakow, Poland. The hedgehog centre, which is run by animal lover Andrzej Kuziomski, is the only one of its kind in the country. Dedicated Andrzej mans a 24-hour helpline and ambulance service dedicated to helping injured hedgehogs

Picture: EAST MEWS / REX FEATURES (via Pictures of the day: 21 September 2010 - Telegraph)

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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Great is as great does!

America will not regain its preeminent position on the world stage simply by saying that it is "Number 1".  Simply saying that one is great does not make it so... Being great on the other hand is irrefutable.

Great is as great does!  We must be 100% right 100% of the time.

Almost is not good enough.  Make-do-get-by is not good enough.  A country torn asunder is not good enough.

When we clean up our own house.  When we take care of _all_ of our own.  Then we will be great.

America, we have let bipartisan politics polymerize us.  Right now we are a country of Us and Them.

We must become one country of US.  United for the greater good.

Stop allowing derisive and disingenuous factions to split us apart.

America unite!  

One America, complete, healthy and whole. 

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If Facebook made cars

Waaaaay back to 1973...oh my!

WOW!

Saturday, September 18, 2010

John Lennon

John Lennon

John Lennon

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Les Paul - The early days

Senate Republicans Would Double The Deficit

Claiming again that 'trickle-down' economics work...

Senate Republicans are rolling out a plan to permanently extend an array of expiring tax breaks that would deprive the Treasury of more than $4 trillion over the next decade, nearly doubling projected deficits over that period unless dramatic spending cuts are made.

The Republican promise is that 'dramatic spending cuts' will be made but they refuse to say exactly which part of the pork belly will be incised.

Asked how McConnell would cover the cost of his proposal, the Tax Hike Prevention Act, aides noted that he has backed a bipartisan plan to freeze spending that would save an estimated $300 billion over the next decade - a drop in the bucket compared with his $4 trillion-plus plan.

For the rest of the cash, McConnell has said he will turn to the same place as Obama: a presidentially appointed, bipartisan deficit commission that is due to issue its report in December.

"This is not going to be your typical commission that's going to issue a report, sit on the shelf and gather dust," McConnell said last month on NBC's "Meet the Press." "We'll wait for their report. And I intend, if it's a responsible report that I can support, to encourage my members to support it."

So, McConnell is going to use the same mechanism that President Obama will use, a bipartisan deficit commission, "if it's a responsible report that I can support."  (Translation: if the bipartisan report meets McConnell's Republican agenda then he will support it.  If it doesn't then he will summarily dismiss it as a left leaning initiative.)

Senator McConnell with his use of perfect politician double-speak has supported Bush-era tax cuts for the wealthy calling their reinstitution "raising taxes" while offering no substantiative recourse but to follow the existing President's plan.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Monday, September 13, 2010

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Ok, lets do away with big government...

I am convinced... we need to do away with meddlesome big government that has imposed so many limits on my personal freedom.  Ok, here goes...

Lets start with the Federal Food and Drug Administration.  I am positive that the pharmaceutical industry is fully capable of looking out for my best health interests.  Moreover I am equally sure that the food producers of this great nation would never do anything to jeopardize our food supplies.  (Anyway, what are a few rodent feces among friends.)

And here is another, The National Traffic Safety Board (NTSB).  So what if seat-belts save lives.  You should hear what they are up to next, seat-belts on school buses.  Can you believe that nonsense?  Them's prolly the same folks that says I cain't drink a beer while I am runnin' my BassMaster2000 to my favorite fishin' hole.  What kinda nonsense is that, cain't drink and fish?

And don't get me started on the Department of Education.  Puh-lease, dontcha think we know best what our kids learn in school.  We don't need no gov'ment beaur-o-crat telling me what my kid needs to be teached in school.  Worse 'n that, damned gov'ment don't need to be telling God fearing folks what they can or cain't teach in they own schools.

An' how 'bout the A-T-F an then they went and added the E.  Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and now Explosives.  What a royal pain in the bee-hind.  First of all ain't nobody should tell me how many and what kind of guns I should have.  It is my constitutional right to own guns... er, wait, the constitution is the power of the government, I mean, it is the government's responsibility to uphold the constitution.  Right?  Its actually the government that protects the rights of the people, people like me, right?

So I want some government...just not the parts that I don't agree with.  Yeah, thats it.  I want gov'ment to keep control of all them other folks that make me feel small or stupid or poor or disenfranchised or unhappy or disappointed that my candidate didn't win.  I want a gov'ment that keeps me safe from all those other folks and doesn't keep me from doing the kinds of things that I want to do.  'Cause gov'ment don't have no right to tell me what to do.

An' that's why I say lets do away with big gov'ment.


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Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Monday, September 06, 2010

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Satisfaction Guaranteed

 

by David Stark

Stark0Lights dimmed, spotlights, stroboscopic effects, and loud rock music. The camera on a large boom arm swings toward the audience who can now see themselves, clapping and cheering, displayed on one of the enormous screens above the stage. The warmup act is over and the headline performer bounds onto the set amidst frenzied applause. We are at VictoryChurch.tv, one of several megachurches that I have been studying in Oklahoma City.

In 1904, German sociologist Max Weber traveled to Oklahoma where he conducted field research, leading to an article, “Church and Sect in North America,” and his most influential book The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism. A century later, the megachurches of Oklahoma City seemed an appropriate setting to witness recent developments in the relationship between religious experience and contemporary capitalism.

I recommend the rest of the longish article => HERE


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Rampaging wild boar draw pleas for military response - 'Nuff said.

Rampaging wild boar draw pleas for military response
By Tony Paterson in Berlin

Wild boars foraging in fields near Munich. Their population has risen dramatically in recent years

AP

Wild boars foraging in fields near Munich. Their population has risen dramatically in recent years

They are laying waste to crops in record numbers and their snouts are seriously damaging the autumn harvest. But soon the rampaging wild boar that have been causing havoc in rural areas of Germany could be gunned down by army marksmen, if farmers get their way.

The call for a military response comes from landowners in the wine and crop-growing western Rhineland-Palatinate region, where boar have destroyed hundreds of hectares of maize and torn up the earth so badly with their snouts that combine harvesters have been brought to a standstill. "The farmers are boiling with rage yet the problem can't be solved by using regular hunters anymore," said Norbert Schindler, the president of the regional farmers' union. "They are trying hard but they just can't cope. Why can't the army be drafted in to help?


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/rampaging-wild-boar-draw-pleas-for-military-response-2071304.html

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Sunday, September 05, 2010

Saturday, September 04, 2010

No Divorce for Married Gay Couples In Texas | The Atlantic Wire

There!  That oughta learn 'em, by golly!  Serve 'em right fer gitting inta such a mess in the first place.



LIGHTNING ROD

No Divorce for Married Gay Couples In Texas

Even though gay marriage isn't legal in Texas, that hasn't prevented opponents from taking that extra step: banning already-married gay couples from getting a divorce in the state. In a ruling reported by the Dallas Morning News, the state's 5th District Court of Appeals in Dallas has reversed a decision that allowed gay couples to legally dissolve their marriage. The ruling is quickly becoming another case-study of the trench warfare that's taking place between gay rights advocates and opponents across the country.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/features/view/feature/No-Divorce-for-Married-Gay-Couples-In-Texas-1962?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A TheAtlanticWire %28The Atlantic Wire%29

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Puzzlin' time...

Tom Toles nudges the Israeli-Palestinian peace negotiations toward a tenable solution:

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young me now me :: zefrank.com

Friday, September 03, 2010

Images of Dance

Monday, August 30, 2010

Men! Women can't live with them and ...

Women love men ... 

Because 

they never understand us, but they never give up.

Because they write poems, songs, and books in our honor.

Because because they can never fake orgasms, even if they wanted to.

Because they can see beauty in women when women have long ceased to see any beauty in themselves.

Because they come from little boys.

Because they can churn out long, intricate, Machiavellian, or incredibly complex mathematics and physics equations, but they can be comparably clueless when it comes to women.

Because they are incredible lovers and never rest until we’re happy.

Because they elevate sports to religion.

Because they’re never afraid of the dark.

Because they don’t care how they look or if they age.

Because they persevere in making and repairing things beyond their abilities, with the naïve self-assurance of the teenage boy who knew everything.

Because they never wear or dream of wearing high heels.

Because they’re always ready for sex.

Because they’re like pomegranates: lots of inedible parts, but the juicy seeds are incredibly tasty and succulent and usually exceed your expectations.

Because they’re afraid to go bald.

Because you always know what they think and they always mean what they say.

Because they love machines, tools, and implements with the same ferocity women love jewelry.

Because
 they go to great lengths to hide, unsuccessfully, that they are frail and human.

Because they either speak too much or not at all to that end.

Because they always finish the food on their plate.

Because they are brave in front of insects and mice.

Because a well-spoken four-year old girl can reduce them to silence, and a beautiful 25-year old can reduce them to slobbering idiots.

Because they want to be either omnivorous or ascetic, warriors or lovers, artists or generals, but nothing in-between.

Because for them there’s no such thing as too much adrenaline.

Because
 when all is said and done, they can’t live without us, no matter how hard they try.

Because they’re truly as simple as they claim to be.

Because they love extremes and when they go to extremes, we’re there to catch them.

Because 
they are tender they when they cry, and how seldom they do it.

Because
 what they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.

Because they make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.

Because they really love their moms, and they remind us of our dads.

Because they never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say.

Because they don’t lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.

Because they have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don’t want them to.

Because when we say “I love you” they ask for an explanation.

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Sunday, August 29, 2010

There are more people alive today...

  The total number of humans that have ever lived has been estimated at 110 billion.
  Approximately 6% of all those people are alive today.

Figure 1: Human Population Growth over Time

The human population growth of the last century has been truly phenomenal. It required only 40 years after 1950 for the population to double from 2.5 billion to 5 billion. This doubling time is less than the average human lifetime. The world population passed 6 billion just before the end of the 20th century.  Present estimates are for the population to reach 8-12 billion before the end of the 21st century. During each lecture hour, more than 10,000 new people enter the world, a rate of ~3 per second!

Of the 6 billion people, about half live in poverty and at least one fifth are severely undernourished. The rest live out their lives in comparative comfort and health.

Link: Population Growth Over Human History


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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Fortune # 57

Kleeneness is next to Godelness.

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Joe & Eddie

Joe & Eddie

Joe and Eddie was an American gospel and Folk music group whose vocal career peaked in 1964. Composed of two African American men, Joe Gilbert and Eddie Brown, Joe and Eddie became popular with their vocal talent. In their career, they toured the United States and Canada, appeared on over 20 major television shows and recorded eight albums.

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Feeding time

A group of otters wait for feeding time in their pen at the New Forest Wildlife Park, Hampshire

Picture: John Wines/BNPS (via Pictures of the day: 23 August 2010 - Telegraph)

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Monday, August 23, 2010

Cheap-labor Conservatives - holding us "Over a barrel"


  • Cheap-labor conservatives don't like social spending or our "safety net". Why. Because when you're unemployed and desperate, corporations can pay you whatever they feel like – which is inevitably next to nothing. You see, they want you "over a barrel" and in a position to "work cheap or starve".

  • Cheap-labor conservatives don't like the minimum wage, or other improvements in wages and working conditions. Why. These reforms undo all of their efforts to keep you "over a barrel".

  • Cheap-labor conservatives like "free trade", NAFTA, GATT, etc. Why. Because there is a huge supply of desperately poor people in the third world, who are "over a barrel", and will work cheap.

  • Cheap-labor conservatives oppose a woman's right to choose. Why. Unwanted children are an economic burden that put poor women "over a barrel", forcing them to work cheap.

  • Cheap-labor conservatives don't like unions. Why. Because when labor "sticks together", wages go up. That's why workers unionize. Seems workers don't like being "over a barrel".

Defeat the Right in Three Minutes

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On the Internet no one knows...

I have a dog; I named him Stay.  So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here,
Stay, here..." but he got wise to that.  Now when I call him he ignores me
and just keeps on typing.
                -- Stephen Wright

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