Wastin' away again in...a conch shell...with my ass in a lawn chair.
Gawd how I loved Jimmy Buffett. I sank neck deep in the hot-tub of lost salt shakers and pirate dreams. I savored the literary lines of Quixotic adventures. I went to Paris, wearing a pencil thin moustache, ran in to a chum and ended up with one more tattoo.
Then I heard Kenny. You might have hear of him, Kenny Chesney.
Then...
Then I heard Zac Brown.
Then...
Then it dawned on me.
I had slipped into a dream. Having been to one of the "Rocks" in the Caribbean I knew a little about fast cars and tiki bars, bartenders kissed by the sun, clear blue ocean waters. I had experienced first hand the lure of white sand beaches and tall icy-fruity-rum drinks with little umbrellas. So I knew exactly how this dream would end.
Yet the songs persisted. They demanded. They commanded ... me. They insisted that my entire existence wouldn't be worth an ol' pickup-dawg-ex-wife song if I didn't sell everything and buy a boat.
Today is Monday. I was able to steal an extra 10 minutes to sit on the porch this morning before resuming my real world responsibilities. I suppose the dream is ok for celebrities who can afford to slink off to some tropical get away after a season of stadium shows. But those extra 10 minutes are worth more than any dream.