Only in America...
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.do banks leave both doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters.do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call
from someone we didn't want to talk to in the
first place.do we buy hot dogs in packages of
ten and buns in packages of eight. do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so
well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
in front of a skating rink.do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.do banks leave both doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters.do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call
from someone we didn't want to talk to in the
first place.do we buy hot dogs in packages of
ten and buns in packages of eight. do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so
well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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