Up to my ankles...

...in alligators!

This is my tongue-in-cheek version of the old maxim, "It is hard to drain the swamp when..."

So I thought I would investigate 'anklegators' to see if I was onto something. Turns out that there are such things as ankle gators for both sking and skin diving. But there are/were no Google hits for 'anklegator' so I guess I get to claim the critter for my very own.

Gee mom, it just followed me home. Do you think I can keep it?