I am convinced... we need to do away with meddlesome big government that has imposed so many limits on my personal freedom. Ok, here goes...
Lets start with the Federal Food and Drug Administration. I am positive that the pharmaceutical industry is fully capable of looking out for my best health interests. Moreover I am equally sure that the food producers of this great nation would never do anything to jeopardize our food supplies. (Anyway, what are a few rodent feces among friends.)
And here is another, The National Traffic Safety Board (NTSB). So what if seat-belts save lives. You should hear what they are up to next, seat-belts on school buses. Can you believe that nonsense? Them's prolly the same folks that says I cain't drink a beer while I am runnin' my BassMaster2000 to my favorite fishin' hole. What kinda nonsense is that, cain't drink and fish?
And don't get me started on the Department of Education. Puh-lease, dontcha think we know best what our kids learn in school. We don't need no gov'ment beaur-o-crat telling me what my kid needs to be teached in school. Worse 'n that, damned gov'ment don't need to be telling God fearing folks what they can or cain't teach in they own schools.
An' how 'bout the A-T-F an then they went and added the E. Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and now Explosives. What a royal pain in the bee-hind. First of all ain't nobody should tell me how many and what kind of guns I should have. It is my constitutional right to own guns... er, wait, the constitution is the power of the government, I mean, it is the government's responsibility to uphold the constitution. Right? Its actually the government that protects the rights of the people, people like me, right?
So I want some government...just not the parts that I don't agree with. Yeah, thats it. I want gov'ment to keep control of all them other folks that make me feel small or stupid or poor or disenfranchised or unhappy or disappointed that my candidate didn't win. I want a gov'ment that keeps me safe from all those other folks and doesn't keep me from doing the kinds of things that I want to do. 'Cause gov'ment don't have no right to tell me what to do.
An' that's why I say lets do away with big gov'ment.